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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

"I hope you look for me in everyone you meet."

- Because I Look For You (#206: February 27, 2014)

galeckifan0687 said: I ordered a toffeenut white mocha with and was charged 33 cents more than what I was normally charged when I got the drink a month ago. I know about Starbucks increasing the prices but it said by 5-20 cents, I was charged 33 cents extra. Why?

First of all this depends heavily on where you live. I live in Canada so if you do not then I really wouldn’t know anything about how it works.

Firstly, it depends. Did you order a different size than normal? Go to a different store than normal? It’s quite possible that if you are a regular at one store they may occasionally not charge you for your extra syrups. Assuming your drink is exactly what you said it was you would probably get charged an extra 25-50 cents for the syrup. I don’t have these prices memorized but your drink should’ve been about 5.70$ CAD for a venti. I am again estimating so please don’t take it as an exact figure. It also depends on if the person who rang you through was new. Many new employees take time to adjust to the POS system and as a result may occasionally ring a drink in improperly. There are many other factors that could contribute to this as well.

As far as I am aware (I’ve been out of town and away from work lately so I could be wrong) prices have not gone up yet, so the extra charge you are seeing is probably from your extra syrup.

punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

doctormemelordmd:

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

doctormemelordmd:

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

monstrousregiment:

A guy asked me to write “prom?” on a frappuccino cup the other day and my coworker said loudly “that’s the whitest thing I ever heard”

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

expels:

reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck

shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

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