the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
I CAN BUY MYSELF A DAMN ISLAND FOR LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION WHAT IS THIS
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
Think about the stuff in Australia though
never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast.
YOU GO GIRL!
this is beautiful. c’:
preach it girl i feel you
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
"Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul, there is no such thing as separation."
”Even though the only skin of mine that he’s ever seen is elbows, the veins in my hands, and skinny wrists, I’m the most bare when I’m with him.”
"if you ever fall in love… fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and just how you like your coffee. fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would do absolutely anything to hear it. fall in love with someone who puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and is proud to show you off to anyone they know. fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. fall in love with someone who would never ever want to hurt you. fall in love with someone who falls in love with your flaws and thinks you’re perfect just the way you are. fall in love with someone who thinks that you’re the one they would love to wake up to each day."
194. (a poem)
you make me
not want to wear
watches anymore -
I already know
the hours without you
are too long
- for T.
Every time I
run in to your arms I feel
like I’m coming home