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lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

expels:

reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck

shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

send me a fruit

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

"

I’ve been counting down the days since I found out you’d be coming here, praying for them to fly by.
But at the same time,
I’ve been wishing for them to drag on. Although you aren’t here physically, seeing your face and hearing your voice has become the sole purpose for me to wake up in the morning.
When I wake up and see you’re not there to greet me good morning like usual, my heart drops and my mind jumps to worse case scenarios. I don’t know what I’d do without you anymore. Years ago you saved my life, and since then I’ve even looking for a reason to live.

You’ve become my reason.
You’re my everything.

"

- X

"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."

- Her [2013] (via hefuckin)

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

spank-that-cass:

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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ohmygod

ups delivery guyx has tumblr

what

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

firew0lves:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

how can this be so accurate

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

swiggityswackpaintitblack:

homestuckcrockpot:

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

than this one?

don’t know why

swiggityswackpaintitblack:

homestuckcrockpot:

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

than this one?

don’t know why